Haha wow, I was in a de facto relationship a few years ago and even though I was faithful my ex never really trusted me because of issues stemming from her past, anyway..you seen that [‘smell yo dick’ video? people think that shit is funny right, not when its happening to you. Came home from being out with friends once and she was demanding to smell it.

Oh and another time this German girl, I was taking a piss fairly publicly in the city, just in a drive way. Anyways I asked her to watch out for cops so I’m pissing away enjoying that shit (as you do) and I’m not really sure how she managed it but she got around in front of me and with deft movement had my now full fledged pissing dick wholly in her mouth…amazing…German dick ninjas?!? is that a thing?

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